Hack Me Baby

Verse 1

I threw some packets in the air, they didn’t land right

Firewall blinking like it’s losing the fight

You walked in talking hashes, zero-day eyes

My logs froze up, yeah, that was the sign

Pre-Chorus

I wasn’t looking for trouble tonight

But you typed one thing and cracked me wide

Chorus

Hey, I just met you

And this seems shady

My ports are open

So hack me, baby

It’s hard to trust you

You move like maybe

I left root access

So hack me, baby

Verse 2

SSH at midnight, coffee getting cold

You laugh at my password, say “wow, that’s old”

I patched my system, or so I thought

But you’re already in places I forgot

Pre-Chorus

I swear I’m secure, at least on paper

But you bypass rules like they’re vapor

Chorus

Hey, I just met you

And this seems shady

My ports are open

So hack me, baby

You say “relax, dude”

But grin like crazy

You own my kernel

So hack me, baby

Bridge

Before you came into my LAN

I was safe, alone, a solid plan

Now my uptime’s falling fast

Guess some defenses weren’t meant to last

Break

No malware, no ransomware

Just curiosity everywhere

If this goes down, at least it’s clean

A friendly breach, if you know what I mean

Final Chorus

Hey, I just met you

And this seems shady

My ports are open

So hack me, baby

I’ll rotate keys soon

Don’t get lazy

But just this once, yeah

Hack me, baby

Outro

I’ll close the ports tomorrow, maybe

…but tonight?

Hack me, baby ??