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[Intro]
Old Guy A D D
Button mash deity
8-bit energy
Laugh till we level up
[Verse 1]
Boot the stream up
Dust on the cartridge
He ain’t meta
He’s museum carnage
Castlevania
Coffee in his flask
Whips out puns
Like “Belmonte Cristo” fast
Anime tabs
Fifty on the desktop
Naruto ramen
Cold on the next shot
Chat says “focus”
He just shrugs
“Why me?”
Brain doing Devil May Cry
On 5 screens
[Chorus]
Old Guy A D D (let’s go!)
Combo brain in 2D
From Dragon Ball power
To Hellsing hour
Still pausing on the menu screen
Old Guy A D D (hey!)
Retro king with late fees
If it’s older than you
He’ll speedrun it too
Laugh track over every GG
[Verse 2]
Fullmetal jokes
No equivalent trade
Three-hour stream
Still on the title page
“Hit Start
Boomer”
Chat keeps yelling
He’s in options
Reading lore
Story spelling
Save file names
“TaxReturn” “BackPain”
Old school games
New school lag brain
Naruto run
To the bathroom break
Comes back like “Did I win?”
For pixel’s sake
[Outro]
Old Guy A D D
Alt-tab comedy
Game over?
Nah
“Continue…”
Same stage
New bad playthrough
Old Guy A D D
Spam emotes on three
If you came for skill
Wrong lobby
Stay for the chaos
And free nostalgia XP