"Koufax Doesn't Know"
Lyrics
(Theme: The mods and followers are running the stream while the streamer is distracted by an old-school grind.)
Intro
Verse 1
John Schwartz is clipping the epic fail
While Shadow Man is telling a tall tale
Phatklatt and Punk Sticks are spamming the chat
Old Guy’s grinding, he doesn't know where he’s at!
Debbie Baca just gifted a sub
Ashley Campbell is part of the club!
Chorus
Because Koufax doesn't know!
That Glen and Kevin Zaayer go
And mute the mic behind his back
Bradley Cosentino is on the track
Koufax doesn't know! Koufax doesn't know!
(Don't tell Koufax!)
Verse 2
Patrick Keller is calling the raid
Kyle Haley wants to get paid
MC Mikey is dropping the hype
Jay Michael Gonzalez is hitting the type
Mark Poblizio is watching the frames
Ivana Roshenko loves old school games!
Bridge
Alvin Smith is keeping it retro
Death Star Jedi is hearing the echo
Joseph Neal says "Look at the screen!"
It’s the wildest stream we've ever seen!