"Koufax Doesn't Know"

(Theme: The mods and followers are running the stream while the streamer is distracted by an old-school grind.)

(Intro: High-energy drum fill and fast power chords)

Verse 1

John Schwartz is clipping the epic fail

While Shadow Man is telling a tall tale

Phatklatt and Punk Sticks are spamming the chat

Old Guy’s grinding, he doesn't know where he’s at!

Debbie Baca just gifted a sub

Ashley Campbell is part of the club!

Chorus

Because Koufax doesn't know!

That Glen and Kevin Zaayer go

And mute the mic behind his back

Bradley Cosentino is on the track

Koufax doesn't know! Koufax doesn't know!

(Don't tell Koufax!)

Verse 2

Patrick Keller is calling the raid

Kyle Haley wants to get paid

MC Mikey is dropping the hype

Jay Michael Gonzalez is hitting the type

Mark Poblizio is watching the frames

Ivana Roshenko loves old school games!

Bridge

Alvin Smith is keeping it retro

Death Star Jedi is hearing the echo

Joseph Neal says "Look at the screen!"

It’s the wildest stream we've ever seen!