Oi, me speccy!

It's the end of the working week

And I'm rushing back home quick

I'm bored lad

Me computer you know

Has less memory than a brick

I need simple games without the fuss

Played on a chicklet keyboard that just bloody sucks

I said I'm sorry love, I want ZX Speccy

Me Speccy, me Speccy

Sinclair ZX Speccy

But you keep giving me consoles

They don't agree with me

I don't want Super Mario

or Final Fantasy

I'm a gaming man from Lancashire

And I play ZX Speccy

It's dark when I run the loading screen

It's dark when I can the start the game

And I all I want is simple fun

Not plots that are insane

The manual is longer than a book

Am I playing it?

Am I f...

It's friday night

And i want ZX Speccy

Me Speccy, me Speccy

Sinclair ZX Speccy

But you keep giving me consoles

They don't agree with me

I don't want posh Amiger

or Amstrad CPC

It's friday night, I'm within me rights

And I want ZX Speccy

>And in the Yank game room William just bought proprietary cartridge with a bunch of Wog plumbers jumping on top of turtles or some nonce shite like that for twenty five dollars

>And in the Lancashire game room Bernard's brought back from the corner shop Manic Miner, Horace, and a bunch of other games on cassettes programmed by me mates in their bedrooms all for four quid haha

Me Speccy, me Speccy

Sinclair ZX Speccy

But you keep giving me consoles

They don't agree with me

I don't want Sonic the Hedgehog

No Street Fighter for me

I'm a gaming man from Lancashire

And I wants ZX Speccy

In Monty you drive a C5

In Manic Miner you fall in pits

You keep giving me games in 3D

And I just want eight bits!

I don't care if it's one of Kojima's

I think that's a funny name for a geeza

I'M NOT PLAYING IT

I want ZX Speccy

One last time

Me Speccy, me Speccy

Sinclair ZX Speccy

But you keep giving me consoles

They don't agree with me

You can keep your Super Mario

And Final Fantasy

I'm a gaming man from Lancashire

And I wants ZX Speccy