listen up

Now listen up, all you sheeple out there—

’cause I gotta talk to ya about zombie walking!

Yeah, that was so last year,

and you better believe me, you’re gonna wanna hear this next part—

’cause dancing like a fool, baby, that’s what’s in season!

Now let me tell ya somethin’, while I’m singing this song to you—

you better move those legs, right now!

? Stop to the beat, wo-hoo!

? Stop to the beat, wo-oh!

? Stop to the beat, wo-oh-oh!

? Move them feet—ooh, ooh!

? Move those feet—ooh, ooh!

Move those feet up and down,

jump on ’em like you’re crazy neat!

’Cause you are fancy, you are zombies,

but you better get up, get up, and move those feet!

Move those feet like I’m on fire, and you’re feelin’ the heat!

Dance with me, be a little naughty—

who cares what you look like?

You’re finally gettin’ some exercise, baby!

Dance like no one’s watchin’—

and if they are, let ’em join in,

’cause you are so amazing, honestly!

Now hear my drum, beatin’ on the ground—

Boom, boom!

Now hear the handle hittin’ down—

Bing-ing!

And all I gotta say right now—

put that money in the hat,

’cause I gotta survive too, baby!

I’m a performer for all of you,

makin’ you laugh, makin’ you drool,

that’s what I’m here for—

to distract you from the life you’re livin’,

so you ain’t such a huge prune!

So just dance along with me,

? Dance along with me!

Nothin’ can stop ya if you’re free—

? So dance along with me!

[static hums, then cuts out with a cheerful “woo!”]