All-American Poopee ???

Verse 1:

From the heart of the land of the free,

Comes a story of something we all can see,

It's big, it's bold, it's here to stay,

The All-American Poopee leads the way.

Pre-Chorus:

From the cities to the small town streets,

Everybody knows it, everybody meets,

It's the pride of the red, white, and blue,

Nothing more American than a good ol' poo!

Chorus:

All-American Poopee, oh it’s got the style,

Rolling down the highway, it's worth the while,

A little stinky, but it’s full of pride,

All-American Poopee, let's enjoy the ride!

Verse 2:

From the diner to the country fair,

It’s the scent of freedom hanging in the air,

Forget the clean, forget the neat,

The Poopee's got that American heat!

Pre-Chorus:

No need to hide it, no need to shame,

It's a part of the game, it's the American name,

So let it fly, let it all out,

All-American Poopee, there’s no doubt!

Chorus:

All-American Poopee, oh it’s got the style,

Rolling down the highway, it's worth the while,

A little stinky, but it’s full of pride,

All-American Poopee, let's enjoy the ride!

Bridge:

Oh, we laugh and we cheer,

This little poo’s got nothing to fear,

From coast to coast, it’s plain to see,

The All-American Poopee’s part of history!

Chorus:

All-American Poopee, oh it’s got the style,

Rolling down the highway, it's worth the while,

A little stinky, but it’s full of pride,

All-American Poopee, let's enjoy the ride!

Outro:

All-American Poopee, let it go,

In this land of freedom, it’s all we know!