President Taco Burger, Make America Burp Again

[Intro]

? 'Muricaaaaaa!

Let the ketchup flow, baby!

[Verse 1]

In the land of the free, where the bacon's thick,

And the cheese melts down like a freedom trick,

Got a taco in one hand, burger in the other,

Chuggin’ root beer like I'm Uncle Sam’s brother!

[Chorus]

President Taco Burger, hail the mighty flame,

He grills with justice, no lettuce shame,

With a sizzle of pride, and a mighty belch,

He’s got stars and stripes on his BBQ belt!

[Verse 2]

He pardons the pig, then fries the rest,

Wears cowboy boots and a meat-stained vest,

Rallies the folks with a chili dog chant,

“Make America burp again!” they rant!

[Pre-Chorus]

From the tailgate fields to the donut dome,

He’s the sauce-drenched king of the cholesterol throne.

[Chorus]

President Taco Burger, supreme in grease,

He signs laws in mustard, declares world peace,

With nacho diplomacy and bacon charm,

He keeps the nation full and warm!

[Bridge]

[Patriotic Guitar Solo]

Ketchup fireworks, mayo rain,

Freedom fries in every lane!

[Chorus x2]

President Taco Burger, hear the sizzle roar,

He’s got liberty buns and beef galore,

In queso we trust, with every bite,

He’s grilling truth in the middle of the night!

[Outro]

[Big Finish]

So raise your buns high, salute the pan,

For the one and only American man —

President Taco Burger… burp, again! ??